You know what I fucking hate? I hate when you get down to the last hit and you burn your damn fingers. I have this bad ass roach clip with peacock feathers I borrowed from my sister, she wears that shit in her hair like she still lives in the 80s..I need to look for it damn it, I think it rolled under the seat when I dropped it in my lap while the joint was still lit. It burned the fuck out of my leg, thank God I had that beer, it put it out just like that. Well I am off of this computer and off to bed.
Saturday, May 5, 2007
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Freedom!!!
You know what freedom means to me? It means I can say and do whatever the Fuck I want to say or do...Like Fuck yeah America party down ( I am singing this part) America la te da....I got that off of that movie. You know the one with all the dolls that save America..Damn I forgot what the name of that was...OK so it is stupid but this is my blog!!! Whoo hoooo fuck yeah!!
Morning
Good Morning America!!! or wherever. This morning is on the brisk side, don't mind me talking in uppity tones. Little on the Leary side today. Anyways I have a ton of shit I need to do, would rather sit here and wright and drink coffee with a dash of whisky..but hey what is an alcoholic wanna be ta do? huh? Chow
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
Bitchin
Have you ever just wanted to tell someone to Fuck Off!! and not in the normal way. You want it to come out just right. Tone, sound quality, you know the works? So have I....Let me try this out...Fuck off dick weed..hows that? no...ok...Fuck Off you sorry Sap cum guzzling wish you were up in someones twat dick face...getting better? ya I think so to. Well just wanted to get that off of my chest :)
My brother stinks! and I mean to high heaven. Smells like he needs to take a shit in the worst way. I almost keeled over when he let out this massive tidal wave of funk coming from his ass. It was God awful shit I mean it had to have burnt the hair coming out. I don't' know how his beloved didn't wake up. I did and I was in the next room.....
That's all for now...
My brother stinks! and I mean to high heaven. Smells like he needs to take a shit in the worst way. I almost keeled over when he let out this massive tidal wave of funk coming from his ass. It was God awful shit I mean it had to have burnt the hair coming out. I don't' know how his beloved didn't wake up. I did and I was in the next room.....
That's all for now...
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Tuesday, May 1, 2007
May Day
What is up with this worshiping Devil shit!! May Day is a pagan ritual, one that I don't celebrate ever...I have heard that some people like get all naked and dance around a pole....oh wait that was at that strip club my ex brother in law went to, the crazy fuck!!
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